Fruit Parfait

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl


stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

image


buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess)


bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

image

(Source: heteroh)


caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(