Fruit Parfait

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(Source: stridermayorfeels)

Denny's I'm unfollowing. I'm sorry. We've had a good run but I think it's time to end this.

dennys:

understood. some people just can’t handle what we’re dishing out.


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memes?
mama

that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

(Source: )


harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(Source: r-roisin)


beyoncempire:

when ur crush posts a selfie

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