Fruit Parfait

Does July have 30 days or 31?
31. July 31 is Harry Potter's birthday.
. . .
. . .
That was immediate.
It's a useful reference point!

sexywiddlebaby:

sexywiddlebaby:

sexywiddlebaby:

i just found 13 CDs in a first class package from Texas addressed to me in my VHS tape cabinet this is some creepypasta shit it’s 2 am and i am scared but curious

image

you can’t tell me this doesn’t look shady as fuck

everything’s cool it’s my dad’s CD collection
i can tell because the first song on disc one was Stevie Wonder


thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?


lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

image

"did you get a good grade?"

image

"how’s your romantic life?"

image

how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

image